-I love my Pepper. I don't care what you say; my dog will always be better than yours in every way possible.
-I can't live without my chapsticks and lip glosses.
-I love colors. Black and white are not real colors. Black is the absence of color, and white is the presence of all colors. No.
-I love jogging. If you can keep up with my 3-5 mile jogs, maybe I'll let you join me.
-"Caramelldansen" makes me run faster.
-I love to nap. Interrupt my power naps and feel my wrath. "Hell hath no fury..."
-I love food. It motivates me to exercise. Exercising allows me to eat unhealthy food guilt-free.
-I don't like dirt. I hate walking on grass, because it's so dirty. I can't stand it when people borrow my stuff and return it to me by putting it on top of an unsanitized table/place. Eww.
-I have plenty of knowledge... about useless things that will never be put on an exam. It's too bad, but I'm still cool.
-Bad grammar annoys me. It really does.
-I tell it like it is. You're fat and fugly. Don't worry. It's fixable.
-I love myself... too much. If you were me, you would, too.
-I hate reading for school. If I'm forced to read it, I won't do it.
-I have no hand-eye coordination when it comes to sports.
-I love the 80's. It's way better than the 90's.
-I love Youtube. I incorporate quotes from Youtube into everyday conversations.
-I love Famicom. Yes, Mario Kart and Mario Party are awesome games, but the original will always be the best. And Battle City. And Galaga. And Circus Charlie. ZOMG, I want to play now.
-Some people call me "shallow". I won't deny it... but only if you're cute.
-I'm going to save the world. Get used to it.